An insect falls into a mug of beer. Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out. American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer. Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away. Indian :...

An insect falls into a mug of вееr.
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the вееr.
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the вееr away.
Indian : Sells the вееr to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of вееr.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing the insect into his вееr, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of вееr.

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