An obnoxious drunк stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way, buddy, you're too drunк."
A few minutes later, the drunк comes in though the bathroom.
Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time, you're too drunк"
Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunк"
The drunк scratches his head and says "Dang, I must be. The last two places said the same thing."