Τι έχει αυτή; Num asilo de velhos, um ancião se dirigiu a uma colega: Dans une maison de retraite, un petit couple de vieux se forme. Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening,... Georgette en Marcelleke wonen beiden in een bejaardentehuis, en hebben iets met elkaar. Ze zijn beide 96 jaar en aan hun rolstoel gekluisterd. Elke avond hebben ze een afspraakje in de TV zaal.... Bob vieillit et ses enfants ont décidé de le placer dans un centre de vie assistée. Bob était d En 92-årig man flyttade in på ett ålderdomshem där han mötte en 90-årig kvinna och det var kärlek vid första ögonkastet. Efter att ha tillbringat ett par veckor tillsammans sa mannen: - Vi har ju... Duas velhinhas resolveram fazer uma aposta para ver quem conquistaria um velhinho amigo delas: A Joana ligou para o José e disse: — Vamos assistir ao jogo amanhã. Eu pago a tua entrada, a tua... C Georgette et Marcel sont pensionnaires d O n Fred’s 86th birthday one of his female neighbors, from down the hall in the old folks home, came into his room and unzipped his pants. She the proceeded to strip him of his pants and skivvies.... Un uomo e una donna, anziani e vedovi, si incontrano spesso al parco. Parlano, ridono e insomma si stanno simpatici. Un giorno l’uomo le chiede se, cosi’ tanto per fare qualcosa, gli terrebbe un... Un mos la azil ii povesteste unei colege ca raposata sotie ii tinea pu*a in maini la culcare si numai asa putea sa adoarma. Batrana miloasa ii ajuta deci si ea sa poata dormi mosul. Si intr-adevar... Senelių namuose susidraugavo du senukai. Vyras tarė: - Mes per seni, kad užsiimtumėm seksu. Tai gal bent gali kurį laiką palaikyti mano „džiaugsmelį“? Moteris nematė nieko blogo – ir taip jie pora... Всяка вечер в Клуба на пенсионера бай Гошо има среща с баба Пена пред телевизора за любимия сериал. Докато тече сериалът, баба Пена държи бай Гошо за оная му работа. Една вечер обаче бай Гошо не...
An old man and old woman met after both became residents at a retirement home. They began to get pretty friendly, and really enjoyed each other’s company.
After about 3 weeks of getting to know each other, the old man said to the woman, “I know we are both old and can’t do much sexually anymore, but if I pulled out my реnis, would you hold it?”
The woman did not see what that would hurt, so she said she would. Every day for the next month the couple would sit in the park by the lake and the old woman would hold the man’s реnis.
One day the man didn’t show up at their regular meeting place. The woman became concerned and set out to search for him. Further down the shore she spotted him sitting on a bench, with another woman beside him. She walked up to the bench to find his реnis in the other woman’s hand.
This upset her very much and she yelled at the old man, “We have been together for 2 months now, I thought we were getting along just fine. Now I find you here with this other woman. What does she have that I don’t?”
“Parkinsons!” replied the old man with a smile.
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Τι έχει αυτή; Num asilo de velhos, um ancião se dirigiu a uma colega: Dans une maison de retraite, un petit couple de vieux se forme. Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening,... Georgette en Marcelleke wonen beiden in een bejaardentehuis, en hebben iets met elkaar. Ze zijn beide 96 jaar en aan hun rolstoel gekluisterd. Elke avond hebben ze een afspraakje in de TV zaal.... Bob vieillit et ses enfants ont décidé de le placer dans un centre de vie assistée. Bob était d En 92-årig man flyttade in på ett ålderdomshem där han mötte en 90-årig kvinna och det var kärlek vid första ögonkastet. Efter att ha tillbringat ett par veckor tillsammans sa mannen: - Vi har ju... Duas velhinhas resolveram fazer uma aposta para ver quem conquistaria um velhinho amigo delas: A Joana ligou para o José e disse: — Vamos assistir ao jogo amanhã. Eu pago a tua entrada, a tua... C Georgette et Marcel sont pensionnaires d O n Fred’s 86th birthday one of his female neighbors, from down the hall in the old folks home, came into his room and unzipped his pants. She the proceeded to strip him of his pants and skivvies.... Un uomo e una donna, anziani e vedovi, si incontrano spesso al parco. Parlano, ridono e insomma si stanno simpatici. Un giorno l’uomo le chiede se, cosi’ tanto per fare qualcosa, gli terrebbe un... Un mos la azil ii povesteste unei colege ca raposata sotie ii tinea pu*a in maini la culcare si numai asa putea sa adoarma. Batrana miloasa ii ajuta deci si ea sa poata dormi mosul. Si intr-adevar... Senelių namuose susidraugavo du senukai. Vyras tarė: - Mes per seni, kad užsiimtumėm seksu. Tai gal bent gali kurį laiką palaikyti mano „džiaugsmelį“? Moteris nematė nieko blogo – ir taip jie pora... Всяка вечер в Клуба на пенсионера бай Гошо има среща с баба Пена пред телевизора за любимия сериал. Докато тече сериалът, баба Пена държи бай Гошо за оная му работа. Една вечер обаче бай Гошо не...