An old woman needed her porch painted... So she called up a guy and asked, "Could you come by? I need to have my porch painted red." "Yes ma'am, I'll be there in a jiffy. " He shows up and let's...

An old woman needed her porch painted...
So she called up a guy and asked,
"Could you come by? I need to have my porch painted red."
"Yes ma'am, I'll be there in a jiffy. "
He shows up and let's the old lady know it shouldn't take him too long. She's surprised by this because her porch is large and wraps around the house, but she just accepts he's a fast worker.
30 minutes later she hears a knock at the front door.
" Hey ma'am, I'm finished!"
She looks around and notices the porch hasn't been touched.
"You haven't even painted my porch!"
"Of course I did! By the way ma'am that's a Chevy not a Porch"

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