And then there was this guy from New York City visiting down in Alabama. He stopped into a local bar and ordered white wine. The bartender told him, “You got two choices in this bar: Вееr or… вееr.”
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“Okay,” the visitor replied, “I’ll have a вееr.”
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The bartender drew the вееr and set it in front of the visitor. “You’re not from around here, huh?” ….
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“No,” answered the visitor, “I’m from New York City.” ….
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The bar went quiet. The bartender asked, “So what brings you to our parts?” ….
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“Well,” explained the stranger, “I’m a taxidermist and I was thinking about expanding my business.” ….
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“What’s a taxidermist?” asked the bartender. …
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“Basically,” said the visitor, “I mount and stuff wild animals.” ….
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The bartender grinned at the rest of the patrons and roared, “Drink up, boys! He’s one of us!”