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Why are the soldiers' Titan killing blades in 'Attack on Titan' extremely strong? Because they are made of Titan-ium.

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What anime do you get when you mix a melon and a collie? 'The Melon-collie of Haruhi Suzumiya.'

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What character do you get when you cross a Sailor with a Соw? Sailor Moo.

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Why did Saitama get fired from his job when working in the railways as a conductor? Because he had to punch a ticket.

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How did Brock keep himself dry during the rain? He used his frying pans as drying pans.

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What is Mami Tomoe's favorite beverage to drink? De-cappuccino.

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How much does Automail prosthetic body parts cost in 'Full Metal Alchemist'? An arm and a leg.

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What does MonkeyD. Luffy say when you want another piece of the pie? You can only have 'One Piece.'

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What is a ghoul's favorite drink from 'Tokyo Ghoul'? A Ghoul-Aid.

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What is a Pokemon addict's favorite place to visit in France? Paras.

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Why you would be in deep trouble if 'Tokyo Ghoul' would have been real? Because, in this world, you Ken-run, but you Ken-not hide.

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Why does nobody joke about rock type or ground type Pokemon? Because their jokes have reached rock bottom.

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What is the favorite type of nose of Saitama? Genos.

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What did Meowth say to Ash when he told him to pretend like a tree and leave? He asked if Professor Oak was the one who set him up for that.

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Why does nobody hangout with Tentacruel anymore? Because he used to be cool. Now he's just cruel.

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Where does Kagome Higurashi go to do her laundry? Inu-washa.

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What language do weebs who haven't learned Japanese prefer to read in mangas? Manganese.

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What is Wall-E's favorite anime series? It is Eva-ngelion.

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