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Why does nobody like the food in the Dead Zone? Because there is too much Garlic.

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Why did the Namekians fail to repair their planet? Because they had no nail.

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What TV series would Marco, Erin, and Jean make? 'Two and a Half Men.'

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What would you call a drowning Titan? A Titanic.

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If Levi would have had a brother, what would he be named? Mr. Clean.

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Why did Petra freeze when she saw the female Titan? Because she was petra-fied.

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What is the favorite song of Eren family that they often groove to? 'Moves like Jaeger.'

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Why did Erwin lose his limb in battle with Titans? Because he had gone out on a limb with his last attack plan.

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Why was it sad that Petra died when she started barking up the wrong tree? Because Anniebody could have killed her.

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What did Arlert say when he got his Jaeger uniform? "You must have got my size wrong. I cannot even put my Armin."

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Why did Armin's 3DMG fall loose? Because he had forgotten to Titan it.

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What did the Jaegers say when they adopted Mikasa and took her in? "Mikasa es su casa."

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What is the musical band that is Shino's favorite? The Beetles.

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What did Madara say to Hashirama when he received no reply to his text? He said, "Did you see the text I had Senju?"

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Why were the Uchihas always giving their Sharingans to others? Because it is called Sharing-an.

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What was Kakashi's advice when people asked him about the quickest way to a girl's heart? A Chidori.

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Why was it impossible for Sasuke to awaken the Byakugan? Because He-not-a Hyuga.

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What is one easy way of defeating the Akatsuki? Pein killers.

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