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What farm animal is an artist? Pablo Pigcaso

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The artist wanted to quit but he was on the home sketch.

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When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.

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How can an artist fill in a CV? Drawing from experience.

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If Van Gogh were alive today, what would the title of his autobiography be? The Starry of my Life

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What did the painter say to the wall? Another сrаск like that and I’ll have to plaster you!

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The artist told the dentist, “Matisse hurt!”

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What is a painting done by a cat called? A paw-trait.

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Don’t be so mad! Easel up.

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The art show is coming up. I’m etching to go!

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How come the artist is in jail? She was framed.

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My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He’s a pickup artist!

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What is Earth without “art” in it? “Eh…”

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Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.

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What is it called when someone mislabels a color? False ac-hue-sation.

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I tried to paint a good picture of the sky, but I blue it.

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Don’t worry, it’s just the lion’s pen.

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Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.

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