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Why did the artist’s van run out of gas? Because she had no Monet to make the Van Gough.

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The artist thought she was all that and pen some.

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The artist was the best. She could always draw a crowd.

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Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.

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Puns and jokes, like artists, are a kind of literary wit that comes within the umbrella of the creative endeavour of art. Enjoy our compilation of art jokes one liners.

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I used to do fine arts, until I decided I didn’t like the arts.
Now I’m doing just fine.

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What did the artist draw before he went to bed?
The curtains!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?
Both crews were marooned.

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I’ve developed my own style of martial arts that involves defenestration.
I call it Yeet Kune Do.

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What sound does a dog that’s really into art make?
He doesn’t bark. He bauhaus.

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Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

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What’s the difference between a pizza and an art degree?
A pizza doesn’t deliver an art degree.

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What did the bully use when he experimented with the dark arts?
A Wеdgiе Board.

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What does the art thief say?
Give me all your monet.

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What martial art does Homer Simpson practice?
Jeet Kune D’oh!

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Why are most artists struggling with finances?
Because they have no Monet.

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What did the artist feel like when he first visited the Louvre museum?
It was Louvre at first sight.

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When should you fix a painting?
When it is Baroque.

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