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What did the frustrated painter say to his wall?
I’ll plaster you if you сrаск anymore!
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Why could Frank Gore not get into his driveway?
Because someone had painted an endzone on it.
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Which famous painting is always sad?
The Moaning Lisa.
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What is the name of a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcasso.
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What is Salvador Dali’s favorite thing to eat for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal.
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When should you fix a painting?
When it is Baroque.
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What did the artist feel like when he first visited the Louvre museum?
It was Louvre at first sight.
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Why are most artists struggling with finances?
Because they have no Monet.
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What martial art does Homer Simpson practice?
Jeet Kune D’oh!
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What does the art thief say?
Give me all your monet.
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What did the bully use when he experimented with the dark arts?
A Wеdgiе Board.
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Where is the best place to go if you want to watch people with art degrees while they’re working?
Wal-mart.
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Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
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What sound does a dog that’s really into art make?
He doesn’t bark. He bauhaus.
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I’ve developed my own style of martial arts that involves defenestration.
I call it Yeet Kune Do.
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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?
Both crews were marooned.
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What did the artist draw before he went to bed?
The curtains!
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I used to do fine arts, until I decided I didn’t like the arts.
Now I’m doing just fine.
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