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What did the art teacher say to her student? You are one art cookie!

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Investing in art is great! That’s why they call it “art appreciation”.

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That’s just the clay it is!

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When you’re colorblind in an art gallery, everything is a pigment of imagination.

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I failed my art exam using the wrong pencil…I guess it wasn’t 2b.

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Don’t get caught between a chalk and a hard place.

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When the two artists had an argument, they decided to call it a draw.

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Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.

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What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?

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How come you can’t trust an artist? Because they’re sketchy… a bit shady…and they might try to frame you.

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If art became imprisoned we’d have to Freda art.

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Always sketch the truth!

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When you meet someone, you don’t want to get off to a bad art!

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It’s just another clay in the life!

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Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.

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When you wake up in the morning before painting class, make sure to kick-art your day!

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The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.

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The artist gets around quite easel-y.

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