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Animal Jokes

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Animal Jokes Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own роор because Chuck Norris will not take shiт from anyone.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.

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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.

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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.

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What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes?
Slow clowns.

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What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.

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What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.

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What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".

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Animal Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the соw?
A tail pail.

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Waiter:
"I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg."
Customer:
"Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.

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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.

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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!

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Animal Jokes Lawyer Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a соw fight?
A cattle battle.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for ruввish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Why did the farmer put his соw on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.

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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!

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