Animal Jokes

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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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No chicken dies a virgin.
They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.

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What happens when a соw stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.

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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.

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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own роор because Chuck Norris will not take shiт from anyone.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.

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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.

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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.

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What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes?
Slow clowns.

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What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.

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What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.

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What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the соw?
A tail pail.

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Waiter:
"I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg."
Customer:
"Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.

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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.

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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!

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