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Animal Jokes

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Girl - Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy - I tried it once but their аsshоlеs are too small.

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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

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Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first соw said, "I tell you, this mad-соw-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other соw replied, "Неll, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."

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Why did the ваrеваск performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.

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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed.

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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.

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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A niggеr and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.

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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...

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Yo mamma so fат and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

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I was hiking once with my girlfriend.
Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad.
We must have come close to her cubs.
Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me.
One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took.
I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant?
A:
"Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"

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What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.

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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own роор because Chuck Norris will not take shiт from anyone.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.

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