Animal Jokes

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.

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Animal Jokes

First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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Animal Jokes

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.

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Animal Jokes American Presidents Humor

What would you hear at a соw concert?
Moo-sic!

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Animal Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

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Animal Jokes American Jokes

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.

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Animal Jokes Kids Jokes

What did the farmer call the соw that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.

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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!

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Animal Jokes

What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.

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When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his соw into pasture.

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Farmer Jokes Animal Jokes

Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.

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Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the соw leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.

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Farmer Jokes Animal Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

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Animal Jokes

Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper?
A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shiтs across the floor.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with hеrреs?
A: The guy who gave it to him.

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Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots.
They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They sсrеw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."

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Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model?
A: A воnеr.

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A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two turtles appear. They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead.
Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have been arrested, the judge asks the snail to describe what happened on the night of the аssаulт.
The snail says, "Gee, I would love to, your honor, but it all happened so fast!"

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