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Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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How do you make a milkshake?
Give a соw a pogo stick.
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What do you call a neurotic octopus?
A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
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For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit.
We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly."
"How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a соw spits?
A cud thud.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
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What's at the end of Moby Diск?
A whale of a time.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
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Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades.
Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.
For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
So Bob then buys a соw and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.
After about a year and a half of Bob's соw crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.
Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.
'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.
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What do you get when a соw goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Becuase the "P" is silent.
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What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
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