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Dwa nietoperze wiszą sobie na gałęzi do góry nogami i patrzą na trzeciego, który stanął: - Zobacz, mówi jeden do drugiego, on chyba zemdlał. Na drátě visí tři netopýři, dva normálně hlavou dolů, ale třetí hlavou nahoru. Jeden z těch hlavou dolů se ptá druhého: "Hele, nevíš co se mu stalo?" "Copak nevidíš, že omdlel?" Tre pipistrelli sono appesi ad un ramo, due a testa in giu’ ed uno in piedi, allora uno dei due a testa in giu’ si accorge che il terzo pipistrello è in piedi, e rivolgendosi all’altro gli dice:... Su un ramo ci sono alcuni pipistrelli, tutti appesi a testa in giù tranne uno che sta diritto, in piedi. I pipistrelli vicini lo guardano e commentano: “Scusa, ma cos’ha questo ??”. “Non lo so.... Stateau odata trei lilieci si povesteau atarnati pe o creanga, cu capul in jos. Dintr-o data se ridica unul pe creanga in picioare iar ceilanti doi povesteau 1: Ce a patit asta, ba? 2: A lesinat!
Animal Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes
There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs.
He was measuring just how far frogs could jump.
So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!"
The frog jumps 2 feet.
He writes in his lab book:
"Frog with 4 legs – jumps 2 feet."
Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment.
"Jump frog jump!" he says.
The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet.
So he writes in his lab book:
"Frog with 3 legs – jumps 1.5 feet."
He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot.
He writes in his book:
"Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot."
He continues and removes yet another leg.
"Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot.
So he writes in his lab book again:
"Frog with one leg – jumps 0.5 feet."
Finally he chops off the last leg.
He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump.
"Jump frog, jump!"
The frog doesn’t move.
"Jump frog, jump!"
Again the frog stays on the line.
"Come on frog, jump!"
But to no avail.
The biologist finally writes in his book:
"Frog with no legs – goes deaf."
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