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Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.

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Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?
A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.

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Life is like a definite integral.
Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?
Sine language.

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I can't eat whale blubber.
I've tried it, I'm just not Inuit.
- My beloved nerd of a husband

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From my 2yo sister
Knock knock
Who's there
Banana
Banana who?
Banana cross the road you chicken nerd

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What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem.
A Big Fат Geek Wetting.

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"There's no escape..."
... Says a nerd in front of a broken keyboard.

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Nerd joke of the week
If Frodo is a Hobbit, are 8 Frodos a Hobbyte?

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A nerd was invited to compete in the Trigonometry Mathletic Competition...
He said:
"Sine me up!"

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(Nerd joke warning) What do you call a pharmacy that *may* exist?
An hypothecary

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What's a кinкy nerd into?
Usbdsm

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My kid is a Geography nerd, he's 3....
He says,
"When I'm Hungary, I eat Turkey!" I can never out dad-joke this fella.

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What do you say to a nerd that broke their arm?
Wow, ***algebraic*** it?

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Growing up as a nerd in Mississippi, I found it difficult to connect to people around me. Until I learned about my great grandfather.
Turns out, he used to LARP in the 40s. He was the Grand Wizard of his Guild.

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What will my computer printer warranty cover?
Your mouse pad.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.

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If Нiтlеr was a tech nerd he would've written a book called my comp

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If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd..
I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25

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A nerd walked into bar
He wasn't wearing his glasses

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A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."

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How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke?
You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.

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Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd
That would be stereotyping.

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My nerd friend just got a Ph. D. on the history of palindromes.
He is now Dr. Awkward.

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My crush rejected me for being a math nerd
I was 2² to ask her out

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Yo momma's so fат she sees red lights as green...
... Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift.

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I asked a nerd what his New Year's resolution was.
He said,
"1920x1080".

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The bully loomed threateningly over the nerd and said,
"You know what snitches get don't you?"
Ummm, "150 points?"

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What do trespassers have in common with logical fallacies?
They both violate the rules of the premises.

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Classroom Nerd
(In a high school class room)
Girl: Do you see that [email protected]#$ING nerd over there.
Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day.
Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a pimp

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You know what really turns on a nerd?
Unprotected wifi

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What do you call a nerd after highschool?
Boss

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