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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A:
"First, YULE LOGon"!
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No веll, I knock.
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Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
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Безброй математици влизат в един бар. Безкраен брой математици влизат в един бар. Математици An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits." Eine unendliche Anzahl Mathematiker geht in eine Bar. Der erste bestellt ein Bier, der zweite ein halbes Bier, der nächste 1/4, und so geht das eine ganze Weile weiter… Der Barkeeper zapft 2 Bier,...
Infinity mathematicians came to bar.
First one ordered 1 glass of вееr, second a half, third a quarter...
The barman interrupted them: "Аsshоlеs, here are 2 beers!"
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Q: Did you hear about oxygen's second date with potassium?
A: It was OK2!
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right?
A: 1.
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A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'll run on Linux?
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
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