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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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What is the object oriented way of getting rich? Обектно ориентиран начин за забогатяване - чрез наследяване
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician yells, "We got 'em!”
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Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
A: Classical conditioning.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
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Q: What do you do with a sick scientist?
A: Well if you can't helium and you can't curium then you might as well barium
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?
"Where on Earth have you been?!"
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I lost an electron Das verlorene Elektron Iba un átomo caminado por la calle con cara de preocupación. Un átomo conocido lo ve y le pregunta: Qué tal amigo, ¿Por qué tan estresado? Es que perdí un electrón, respondió. ¿Estás seguro? Sí, estoy completamente positivo. Due atomi si incontrano per strada. Il primo: "Come va? Tutto bene?". L'altro, mesto: "Uh.. no.. ho subito una perdita... un mio elettrone...". "Ma ne sei certo?". "Eh, si'... sono risultato positivo..." Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..." Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I’m positive. Dos moléculas están caminando en la calle y chocan. Una le dice a la otra: “¿Estas bien” “¡No, perdí un electrón!” “¿Estas seguro?” “Positivo” Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks, "What's wrong?" "I have lost my electron!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!" Two hydrogen atoms are at a party and bump into each other. The first one says, "Hey, grab that electron, it's mine!" "How do you know?" asks the second. "'Cause I'm positive!" the first replies. Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one, "I've lost an electron!" The 2nd atom replies, "Are you sure?" "I'm positive."
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
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- По какво четеш? — Что читаешь? Divi studenti pirms eksāmena sēž gaitenī un gaida savu ekzekūciju. - Ko lasi? - Kvantu fiziku. - Kāpēc grāmata ar kājām gaisā? - Kāda gan tam atšķirība...
Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
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Schrödingers Katze geht in eine Bar… und geht nicht in eine Bar
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar.
And doesn’t.
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