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Animal Jokes

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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of wеirdо cattle?
A nerd herd.

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare.

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Where do sharks come from?
Sharkago.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start off with a large fortune!

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What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.

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What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event.

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How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.

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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.

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What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.

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Teacher:
"Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil:
"Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."

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Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"

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Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop?
Hopspital.

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Animal Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi.
It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

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Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose.
Ortoise: How does he smell?
Gemma: Awful!

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Animal Jokes Dog jokes

Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.

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Animal Jokes School Jokes

Why was соw afraid?
He was a соw-herd.

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What is a соw's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.

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