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Asian Keanu
Asian Keanu arrives at party.
Asian Keanu gets bored.
Asian Keanu Reeves.

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I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China"
It was her made-in name

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So I tried Colgate for the first time.. was not impressed-
The tube said 'Guaranteed whiteness in 3 brushes". 3 brushes later, I'm still Asian.
(Speaking of still Asians, my grandma's a quadriplegic. She's a pretty still Asian)

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Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!
It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days.
It's been 2 weeks and I'm still Asian.

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A wise Asian man once said....
If a dog is barking, you know it's undercooked

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When I was a kid, I thought I had a Chinese friend
But turn out, it was nothing more than just my imagine asian.

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I had a race with an Asian today
It was a Thai

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On meeting Donald Trump, Kim Jon Un says “I will destroy America...”
Trump replies, “No way, that’s my job. I won’t have another asian stealing an American job.”

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My asian parents are actually very supportive of my career path
They let me pick which medical school I'm going to

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I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hоокеr.
It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use.

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I held a door open for an Asian guy
And he said "sank you" so i punched him in the face. Serves him right for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.
PS: Happy 4th of July

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I'm furious! racist tech support just called me asian
All I said was my drivers keep crashing

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Last night I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69...
She made me sweet and sour pork with fried rice.

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Did you know 60% of all Asian men have Cataracks?
The other 40% drive Mitsubishis.

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What did the Asian man say to his wife when the hospital nursery tried to send them home with a blonde hair, blue-eye baby?
Hmmm... two Wongs don't make a white.

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I like my women like Hawaii...
Warm, wet, and Asian.

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Want to hear a joke about Asian people?
Well there’s a lot of them.

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My coworker invited an Asian friend to the party
His friend said he would bring Coronas to the party, but didn't show up with вееr.

*Everyone left the party feeling a little sick.*

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What do yo call an Asian Kid with a Calculator?
A disgrace

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What is an Asian persons drug of choice?
Mathamphetamine

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