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Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

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My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again
And I don't know if I should tell him.

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I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends?
In an explosion.

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia.
Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate.

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I was holding a door open for this asian guy and he said "sank you".
I punched him square in the jaw, how dare he bring up pearl harbour like that.

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I once thought I had a Japanese friend…. But it was just my imagine Asian.

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Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said
"You're a lot like a math exam."
I replied "Why? Because I'm long and hard?"
She said,
"No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar
They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book

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I think my entire family is racist.
I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family
My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it really has to want to change.

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What's the flattest surface you can iron on ?
A white girls ass

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BREAKING NEWS :
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Police are actively seeking to speak to anyone who has seen Kim Kardashian’s Ring..???
Well, besides Me, all of China, the USA, Asia and Europe, basically most of the people on the Planet then, have seen it at least once..

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A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. After eating he pulls out a gun, shoots the place to the ground, and runs away. Quickly the bartender runs after him yelling, "HEY YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!" The panda turns around and yells "Yes I can. Look me up in the encyclopedia!" So, the bartender looks up "Panda" in the encyclopedia, and it reads "Panda: increasingly rare species of bear that can be found in the eastern part of Asia. It eats shoots and leaves.”

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Asia was by far my favorite destination,” the woman bragged at the party, though she had never been out of the United States. “Enigmatic and magical, beautiful beyond belief. And China, of course, is the pearl of the Asian oyster.”
“What about the pagodas?” a man besides her asked. “Did you see them?”
“Did I see them? My dear, I had dinner with them.”

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Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.
Thailand: Amazing Thailand
India: Incredible India
Malaysia: Truly Asia
Australia: There’s nothing like Australia
Question: Have you ever wondered what the Pakistan’s tourism tag line would be??
Answer: Have a blast. It may be your last……

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Welcome to Asia’s newest billionare.
His name is Cha Ching.

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It has been announced that the Air Asia plane crashed because it ‘climbed too fast’.
I think you’ll find it crashed because it went down too fast.

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What liquer do most asian people like to hate?
Baileys Irish ... Cream

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