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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.

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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.

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Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.

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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!

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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong

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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!

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Little Johnny was always late for school.
When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle.
Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket.
Next day Johnny was on time.
The teacher had history class.
"What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student.
"Asians", said the student.
"What are the people in Africa called".
"Africans" said the student.
Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean."
To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A car thief who can't drive!

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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".

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Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend:
- .-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You ваsтаrd, I'm asian!

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.

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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dоng Ching Lau.

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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: He saw some dog food.

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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.

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How do you make a woman blind?
Put a windshield in front of her!

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My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes
It was the end of my Korea

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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"

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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a вlоwjов, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the вlоwjов.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the вuм.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.

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