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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
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Чапаев бил много болен и стоял на системи. La señora y el mensaje del marido der Pfarrer wars O sujeito está no hospital à beira da morte, cheio de tubos para mantê-lo em vida o máximo possível. Barzelletta "C'è un cinese in coma": Un carabiniere tampona una macchina guidata da un cinese, che sbatte la testa sul manubrio e non risponde più alle sollecitazioni. El viejo está muy enfermo. Le han colocado una bomba de oxígeno, y su hijo se halla sentado a a su lado. Lentamente, e padre agonizante habla a su hijo de toda la riqueza que le va a dejar. Le... I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn” Suddenly right in front of...
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." Jeg spurgte en kinesisk pige om hendes nummer. Hun svarede ”Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight” Jeg sagde ”Wow! ” Så sagde hendes veninde ”Hun mener 666-3629.”
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sеx, free, sеx, tonight."
The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like. How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. Ching chang chong ting. Víte, jak dávají Číňani svým dětem jména? Pustí plechovku po schodech!
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw a can down the stairs.
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How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. Ching chang chong ting. Víte, jak dávají Číňani svým dětem jména? Pustí plechovku po schodech! How do Asians name their babies? They throw a can down the stairs.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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Ποιός οδηγεί; Ποιός είναι ο οδηγός; Сириец, иракчанин и афганистанец се возят в кола. Кой шофира? - Негр и мексиканец едут в машине. Hay un gitano y un moro en un coche: Ein Türke, ein Italiener und ein Pole sitzen zusammen in einem Auto. Wer fährt? Die Polizei Een neger en een turk zitten samen in de auto wie rijd er met de auto? -De flikken Народная Американская загадка-анекдот. - Если в машине едут негр и мексиканец, кто же управляет автомобилем? - Коп. 2 turken zitten in de auto, wie rijd? de politie. A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop! There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop En araber og en neger køre i en bilen. Hvem kører? – En betjent. En Tyrker, Kurder og Thailænder sidder i en bil… Hvem køre bilen? – Politiet To innvandrere sitter i en bil. Hvem kjører? - Politimannen som sitter foran.. Hvis to perkere og en neger sidder i en bil. Hvem kører så? – En hvid politimand. - Egy ukrán, egy cigány, és egy román ülnek egy kocsiban. Ki vezet? - Hát a rendőr!
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a воnеr?
He hit his nose.
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Yo mama's so fат, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fоок Hing Book Store".
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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Billy:
"I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark:
"Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy:
"Because he crosses multiplies."
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Седим си вчера у една кръчма у Перник. Дали сите Кинези знаат карате? Вчера в мой любимый бар зашел китаец. Я спросил, знает ли он кунг-фу или какие нибудь боевые искуства. Вчера в баре ко мне за столик подсел китаец, и я спросил его: Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said: Оди кинез во кафана, седнува покрај Цветко и почнува да пие пиво. Цветко го гледа и му вика:
A guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks:
"Hey do you know, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Kung Fu or any of that shiт?"
Offended the Asian man replies: "What you think that just because I'm asian I know martial arts?"
The man replies: "Nah its because you're drinking my fуcking bourbon"
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A: Phil Ming
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
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God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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What the number one сriме in asia?
Identity theft.
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