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I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.

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When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.

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All my party planning skills revolve around exit strategies.

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How do I stay humble? Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.

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I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.

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This morning some clown opened the door for me. I thought to myself that's a nice Jester.

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It's two in the morning. Do you know where your blankets are?

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My girl always tells me "Life is about the little things", but I just hate when she talks about her Ex.

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If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield.

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The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it.

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Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.

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You're so pretty, you could be in a вееr commercial.

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You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

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Shut up, will you?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

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Look, if crying doesn't solve the problem, then maybe I'm just not the person you should be asking.

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I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes.

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I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

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I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%.

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