Attitude Jokes

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Take time to relax especially when you don't have time for it.

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If I wanted your opinion, I would give it to you.

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I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house.

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I'm not lazy... I'm just on my energy saving mode.

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Hey in my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people can I practice on you?

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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

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I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said "WHERE"?

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

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Me: let's go this way. Shopping cart: no.

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I often confuse reptiles and amphibians. Actually, if I'm being brutally honest, they pretty much never know what I'm talking about.

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I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't.

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The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.

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Oh... Sorry... Did you mistake me for someone who cares?

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I don't care how old I am, I will see Finding Dory.

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No Déjà vu please... I Don't want to go through that again

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I don't like telling dairy jokes 'cause they're always too cheesy.

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Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!

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Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain.

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When my boss asked me who is the sтuрid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire sтuрid people.

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If you say "I knew you were going to say that" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings.

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