Attitude Jokes

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Stop with the blind jokes ... I don´t see the point.

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The grass is always greener on the other side because its fertilized with вullshiт.

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My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account.

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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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How good are you at powerpoint? I Excel at it!

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I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

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Burglar gently waking me... "you live like this?"

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The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years, and you sit there and act like everything is fine.

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My sеxuаl experiences are much like my exams. A lot of nervous build up before hand, performance is rushed and the end results are often disappointing.

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Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

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I dont care or think about the people in my past... there is some reason why they didn't make it to my future!

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I tried to get back to the drawing board but I can't draw.

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You should argue with your wife only when she's not around.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.

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I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part.

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Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it кill you to include some backstory.

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When your only тооl is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.

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Woke up early to go for a run and got as far as still laying here.

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The longer you sleep - the more sleep you need. The more you eat - the вiggеr is your appetite.

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