Attitude Jokes

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I like the way your medication thinks.

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Everything you do you're gonna regret. But if you do nothing - you will not only regret but will also suffer.

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Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?

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Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.

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Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen.

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Dance Dance Revolution is an intense game but an even more intense to-do list

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Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business...

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Always identify who to blame in an emergency.

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If you can't buy a person, you can always sell him.

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That whole "letting go" of your ex is always more satisfying when they're dangling over an abyss.

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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.

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It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative.

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What is the difference between Scientology and Christianity? People don't believe in scientology.

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3-year-old: What's a swear word?
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.
3:
Me:
3: Is my middle name a swear word?

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I hate lying people, they're always in my way to the ocean.

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Someone just honked their horn to get me out of my parking space quicker so now we will both be here until we're dead.

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I'm watching my neighbor through the blinds, he's so creepy.

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I can't decide which room not to clean first.

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Can't wait to start my New Years resolution in 2018!

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Treat Two-faced people like mushrooms. Keep them in the dark and feed them shiт.

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