Attitude Jokes

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I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now.

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One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.

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You know she loves you when she picks your nose. How much is determined by whether she gives it to you or eats it herself.

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Want to dance? Or should I go to hеll again?

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I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions.

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I may not be the brightest nail in the bucket, but at least I have a point.

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If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging.

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If you weigh 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of nachos you will be 1% nachos!

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If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA.

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My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan.

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Legends don't die... I am a living example!

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Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

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This may sound arrogant but I think I could make a better Periodic Table.

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Honk all you want, but if I don't eat these donuts at this green light I'll have to share them at home.

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How is education going to make me smarter?

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It is better to have a hole in your hand than a hand in your hole.

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Think Im Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!

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We are born nакеd, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

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Girl:want to have a good time Guy:sure Girl:for you its free

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I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited.

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