Attitude Jokes

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If you are here - who is running hеll?

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I've agreed so much with my wife that my head just starts nodding at the sound of her voice.

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If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.

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Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems.

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I park in the farthest spot possible at the gym for the added benefit of eating my croissan'wich without being judged by people walking by.

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RSVP: ⚪️yes ⚪️no ⚫️yes now but then no later on

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I'm smiling. This should scare you.

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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiот.

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Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

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Everything always ends well. If not - it's probably not the end.

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Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

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Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

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An asteroid 1,200 light years away has a 0.6% chance of colliding with the Earth, and you all just walking around like everything is fine.

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You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

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Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

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Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.

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Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off...

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Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. That way she can't hit me with them.

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I have a lot in common with my Velcro wallet. We're both simple and great at holding everything in.

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People who make you feel special are keepers. Anyone with such good taste has to be admired.

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