Attitude Jokes

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Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera.

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Friendship Jokes Attitude Jokes

Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is "Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?"

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Kids Jokes Attitude Jokes

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

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News and Politics Jokes Attitude Jokes

Spider-man has been unmasked in all his last 4 films. If I was him, I wouldn't even bother dressing up.

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Men jokes Attitude Jokes Superhero Jokes

Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

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Money jokes Attitude Jokes

A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend.

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Friendship Jokes Attitude Jokes

On a scale of newlyweds to married 25 years, how willing are you to admit I'm right?

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Marriage and Family Jokes Attitude Jokes

I don't like black jokes because I have one in my family tree. He's still hanging there.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Attitude Jokes

We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works.

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Office and Work Jokes Attitude Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?

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Office and Work Jokes Attitude Jokes

Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.

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Office and Work Jokes Attitude Jokes

I return to work tomorrow with a child-like belief that 2017 is the year people will think at least twice before hitting Reply All.

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Office and Work Jokes Attitude Jokes

I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story.

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Jokes about Women Attitude Jokes

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night."

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Men jokes Attitude Jokes

Finally I got laid on top of a how woman, I was on the upper berth and she on the lower one.

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Jokes about Women Attitude Jokes

If you feel unsure about a new haircut, ask a man if it looks okay. But ask him many, many, many times. Never be satisfied with his answer.

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Men jokes Attitude Jokes

Why do people ask me if I'm "hiding", if I was hiding you wouldn't see me!

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Attitude Jokes

I don't want you to feel like you can't express yourself, but I do want you to stop talking.

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Attitude Jokes

The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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Attitude Jokes