Attitude Jokes

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It's funny how one person can make you never trust anybody...

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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

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Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?

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Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just вlоw the leaves at each other's houses, right?

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I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.

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Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?

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Tarzan doesn't have a beard. Yet he lives in the jungle for over 30 years.

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I hugged someone once and they expected it every time they saw me. I'll never do that again.

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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

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Remember, it's not what you do... it's what you get away with.

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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I wish I could get bitten by a radioactive confident person.

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If you want your dreams to be as fascinating to other people as they are to you, don't mention it's a dream until the end of the story.

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I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry.

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If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back.

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You're not sure - outrun and make sure.

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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

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I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

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You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it.

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Autocorrect just changed "I have so much anxiety I can barely breathe" to "I'm fine."

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