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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

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I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

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You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it.

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Autocorrect just changed "I have so much anxiety I can barely breathe" to "I'm fine."

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I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

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Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

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Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you.

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I like to hold hands at the movies... which always seems to startle strangers.

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Remember: You can eat your way out of almost any problem.

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You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

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You must be a full moon, coz everytime you are around me, I turn into a beast.

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Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. *Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.*

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Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place.

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For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.

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I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.

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They say people couldn't have everything because they don't have enough space to put it, I say 'everything' includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily.

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If you were a pole I would dance all over you.

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How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?

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My drinking team has a bowling problem.

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