Attitude Jokes

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Like a flat tire....... How I'm rolling this morning.

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Everything is rightly confused.

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Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there.

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You can't be a real country unless you have a ВЕЕR and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a ВЕЕR.

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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.

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With my luck I'll probably be reincarnated as me.

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I'm tired of people assuming I've got a good personality because I'm ugly.

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Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know...

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My superpower is making people laugh. Which would be great if I was trying to be funny.

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If someone hates you for no reason, give that мотhеrfuскеr a reason.

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There's good climate in heaven, but a better company in hеll.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.

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I don't care who you are, but if you're reading this I still don't care.

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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

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My track record as an adult is mostly false starts, hurdles and running around in a circle.

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Ask me about my vow of silence.

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I don't ignore people, I just choose to not notice them.

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Сrар. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that... Your numbers not in it.

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