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What is the tallest piece of furniture?
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The bookcase. It’s got the most stories.

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What do you call an alligator that’s wearing a vest?
An investigator.

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What is transparent and smells like worms?
A bird's fаrт :
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What goes tttthhh?
A snake with a lisp

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Why are bananas curved?
To fit into the skin, which is curved.

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My bicycle’s gone.
Did you have a chain on it?
Yes
Well, then the chain is gone too.

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I was looking for some books on paranoia in the library. When I asked, the librarian said very quietly,
“Yes. They are Behind you.”

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Cliffhanger endings are incredibly frustrating. They
Just

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At the doctor's office:
Doctor, “Hello Mr. Crinkey, how are you?”
Patient, “I’m fine, thank you.”
Doctor, “Well what the heck are you doing here?! Next!”

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“How old are you again?”
“I’m 12, grandpa.”
“Huh, at your age, I was already 13!”

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I started an affair with a blind woman.
It took me a while before I could imitate her husbands voice.

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Online question:
What's the best way to solve my money problems?
Answer:
Wrap yourself in a blanket and lay yourself on the porch of a
Millionaire family.

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Daddy, where is Albania?"
"You have to ask Grandma. She cleaned here the last time."

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Why is soccer so dangerous?
Because of the constant shootings.

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How do you tell a doctor is bad?
He doesn’t have a lot of patience.

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When do you stop at green and go full speed at red?
When you're enjoying a watermelon!

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Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as not to smash his head against the tree.

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My wife told me I'm crazy. That’s just sтuрid! I
Don't even have a wife.

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Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter?
It’s much easier for them than walking!

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On the scale of 1 to 10, how quickly can you get
Excited?
First of all, isn’t this scale awesome?!

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