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Роденден Роденден - Извинете, на колко години сте? — А скільки тобі років? — Непристойно запитувати жінку про таке. — Гаразд, а коли твій день народження? — 6 березня. — Якого року? — Не повіриш… кожного! Q: Quelle est le jour de votre anniversaire ? R : 15 juillet. Q: Quelle année ? R : Chaque année. Advokat : – Hva er fødselsdatoen Deres? Vitne : – 18. juli. Advokat : – Hvilket år? Vitne : – Hvert år. - När fyller du år? - 7 juli. - Vilket år? - Varje år. Temel ikametgâh için muhtara gitmiş. Muhtar sormuş: - Doğum günün? - 15 Nisan. - Hangi yıl? - Her yıl... C est un gars qui dit a une blonde : Le gars : C'est quand votre anniversaire ? La blonde : Le 3 aout. Le gars : Oui mais quelle année ? La blonde : Bah chaque année. What is your date of birth? December 30th. What year? Every year Blondinen blev spurgt om sin fødselsdag Blondinen blev spurgt om sin fødselsdato. - Det er den 23 Juli. - Hvilket år? Blondinen svarer irriteret: - Ih altså - det er da hvert år! K: Mikor van a születésnapja? V: Július 15. K: Melyik évben? V: Minden évben. Temel ikametgah almak için muhtara gitmiş. Muhtar, Temel'in kimlik bilgilerini alırken sormuş: - "Doğum günün?" Temel cevaplamış: - "22 Kasım" Muhtar sormuş: - "Hangi yıl?" Temel cevap vermiş: -... Der Richter fragt den Angeklagten: "Wann haben sie Geburtstag?" "Am 3. Februar" "Welches Jahr?" "Jedes Jahr Herr Richter."
The nurse is registering a new patient, “When is your birthday?”
The patient replies, “October 22.”
The nurse asks, “What year?”
The patient shrugs, “Every year!”
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What is transparent and smells like worms?
A bird's fаrт :
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What goes tttthhh?
A snake with a lisp
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Why are bananas curved?
To fit into the skin, which is curved.
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My bicycle’s gone.
Did you have a chain on it?
Yes
Well, then the chain is gone too.
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I was looking for some books on paranoia in the library. When I asked, the librarian said very quietly,
“Yes. They are Behind you.”
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Cliffhanger endings are incredibly frustrating. They
Just
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At the doctor's office:
Doctor, “Hello Mr. Crinkey, how are you?”
Patient, “I’m fine, thank you.”
Doctor, “Well what the heck are you doing here?! Next!”
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“How old are you again?”
“I’m 12, grandpa.”
“Huh, at your age, I was already 13!”
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I started an affair with a blind woman.
It took me a while before I could imitate her husbands voice.
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Online question:
What's the best way to solve my money problems?
Answer:
Wrap yourself in a blanket and lay yourself on the porch of a
Millionaire family.
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Daddy, where is Albania?"
"You have to ask Grandma. She cleaned here the last time."
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Why is soccer so dangerous?
Because of the constant shootings.
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How do you tell a doctor is bad?
He doesn’t have a lot of patience.
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When do you stop at green and go full speed at red?
When you're enjoying a watermelon!
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Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as not to smash his head against the tree.
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My wife told me I'm crazy. That’s just sтuрid! I
Don't even have a wife.
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Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter?
It’s much easier for them than walking!
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On the scale of 1 to 10, how quickly can you get
Excited?
First of all, isn’t this scale awesome?!
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I saw you with a new guy. Is it something serious?
No, we do laugh from time to time.
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My teacher said I should walk a mile in his shoes so
I’d know how hard it is to be a teacher. Now I‘m a mile away and I still
Don’t have any idea what he’s talking about.
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What happens when a snowman gets angry?
He’ll be having a meltdown until he’s down to earth again.
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Job Interviewer, “Why are you wearing jogging pants?”
Man, “This is customary dress code where I come from.”
“Where do you come from?”
“From home.”
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Accepting all those cookies on websites is extra hard when you’re diabetic.
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