Bad Jokes

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If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup – I think I’d rather eat the soup. Not much point in dating it.

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What is yellow and smells of bananas? Ape vомiт.

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A horse goes into a bar.
Barkeeper:
"Why such a long face?"

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“In our traditional farm hotel, you are woken by the call of the cockerel!”
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“Very good, please tell him 9 o’clock.”

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At the movies:
“Sorry we’re all sold out down to the last place.”
“Excellent, I’ll have the last place then.”

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What is a cannibal’s natural first choice in a restaurant?
The waiter.

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A guy orders at a bakery, "I'd like 19 buns please."
The baker suggests, "I think you should take 20, sir."
"Why?" asks the man, puzzled.
The baker replies,
"That way, you would have one more!"

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What is yellow and black and flies?
A group of mustard seeds in leather jackets!

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When a тамроn and a sanitary pad are competing at the races, which of them is going to win?
The pad! The тамроn keeps tripping on the string.

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What is the difference between a soccer star and a bank robber?
The bank robber goes, “Give me the money or I shoot!”
The soccer star goes, “Give me the money or I don’t shoot!”

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What is black and white and waits on the washing line?
A fly in a wedding dress.

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Dad to his son:
" I have nothing against us sharing an opinion, as long as it means that I keep my opinion and you share mine."

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What is the difference between an eggplant and a chicken?
They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Two cows sit in the basement, chopping up oil.
A screwdriver goes in through the door, goes up the wall, crosses the ceiling, heads back down the other wall and goes out through the second door.
One соw looks at the other and says,
"This is insane, did you see that?"
"Yeah, totally insane, he never greets."

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When I’m bored, I imitate everybody.
But that’s no way for an adult to behave.
But that’s no way for an adult to behave.
Come on, stop being sтuрid.
Come on, stop being sтuрid.

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A drummer and a bass player jump off a skyscraper – Boom Boom.

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How did Моsеs cut the sea in half?
With a seasaw.

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Men are from Mars.
Women are from Venus.
Cows are from the Moooooooooon.

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The last 4 letters in the word "queue" are silent. Can they be waiting their turn?

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Isn’t it funny that when boats get sick, they actually go to the doc(k)?

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