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Did I tell you the funny joke about a pop fly? On second thoughts, don't bother. It will go above your head!

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What are the special baseball rules that are only exclusive to zebras in the world series? Three stripes, and you are out!

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Which baseball player is known for making the best flapjacks? Obviously, the batter!

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Which insect hits the maximum of home runs in the jungle baseball world series league? A fly swatter!

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Why are all the baseball umpires known for having stout figures? Because their main job is to clean all the plates!

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Where do the players keep their mitt while they drive their cars? They usually keep them in the glove compartment!

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Which baseball player in the team has the role of carrying water for the other teammate? The pitcher!

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Why was the baseball coach always calm? Because he had a lot of ваlls!

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My wife told me she wanted to see a huge diamond for her birthday
So I took her to a baseball game

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Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Forget it. It’s way over your head.

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What’s a baseball player do when his eyesight starts to fail him?
He takes a job as an umpire.

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How is a baseball team like a baker?
They needed a good batter!

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What animal is best at baseball?
The bat!

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What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
Become an umpire.

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Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90′s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.”

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