Blonde Jokes

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Do blondes suffer from headaches? No. Why not?
No brain, no pain!

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A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up?
The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.

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Blonde Jokes Easter Jokes

A blonde dies her hair brown... what do you call it?
Artificial intelligence

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Blonde Jokes What do you call jokes

What did the Asian man say to his wife when the hospital nursery tried to send them home with a blonde hair, blue-eye baby?
Hmmm... two Wongs don't make a white.

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Blonde Jokes Asian jokes

A blonde, a gingеr and a bald man walk into a live music bar.
The doorman refuses entry to the gingеr, because the band is playing soul music.

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Blonde Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

Why did the blonde wear a tanktop to school?
Because the constitution says you have the right to bear arms.

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A blonde bursts out the doctor's office, yelling that the doctor flirted with her.
The staff rush to see what was going on, they asked her, "What did he do?"
She replied, "He told the nurse he'll check me out!"

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A blonde asks what time is it. He replies it's 5 before 7
The blonde says: so it's 2?
Source: Joke was told to me in Russian. English it might not read well. Since jokes aren't allowed to be written in other languages here, I wrote an English variant.

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Three blondes found some tracks...
The first blonde said,
"Those are bear tracks!"
The second blonde said,
"No, those are deer tracks!"
The third blonde said,
"No those are dog tracks!"
And that was when the train hit them.

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I told my girlfriend I was unfaithful
My girlfriend found blonde hair on the passenger seat of my car, so I had to say that I was cheating on her.
How embarrassing would it be if she knew I sold corn on the freeway?

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A blonde and a brunette is sitting on a bench.
Out of nowhere, the brunette says: Look! A dead bird!
The blonde gazes up into the air says where?

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I was just boasting at work about how I'm currently sleeping with a set of twins...
All the lads were very impressed but one asked;
"How do you tell them apart?"
"Easy", I said,
"Michelle has long blonde hair and Dave has a moustache."

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A Smart Blonde, Big Foot and Santa Claus Jump From A Building. Who reaches the ground first?
No one, none of them exists.

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A blonde, a drunк, a liar, and a loser walk into a bar to order a couple drinks...
The bartender says:
"There's my favorite customer! What will it be this time Ms. Clinton?"
Edit: Hahaha everyone's so butthurt. It's just a joke...

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar
Wow, these are great binoculars!

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A blonde and a brunette stuck in an elevator. The blonde starts to shout:
“HELP HELP”. The brunette says:
“maybe we should shout together”. The blonde continues to shout:
“Together together”.
Ps sorry for my grammar. Hope Zoe guys understand it:

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My dog needed a checkup, so I Googled a place nearby. But when I got there, it was just this blonde white guy in army camo covered in swаsтiка tattoos.
Stupid Google found me a veteran аryаn.

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A blonde рrоsтiтuте calls the police to report that she'd been rареd...
"When did it happen?" the cop asks.
"Five days ago," the blonde says.
"Five days!" the cop says. "Why did you wait so long to call us!?"
"Well, I didn't know it was rаре until the check bounced!"

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A blonde encountered a brunette friend of hers and said, “I heard that you had died.”
The brunette replied, “Well, you can see, I’m alive.”
To which the blonde said, “But I trust the redhead who told me more than you.”

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I asked my blonde girlfriend:
"If you inherited or won a million pounds, what’s the very first thing you would do with the money?"
She said,
"Thank the person I inherited it from."

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Blonde Jokes