Blonde Jokes

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What happens if a Danish blonde moves to Sweden?
The average intelligence of both countries goes up.

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A blonde and a brunette got stuck in an elevator..
Blonde starts shouting:
"Help! Help!"
Brunette turns to her and says:
"We should shout together."
Blonde:
"Together! Together!"

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Two blondes are locked out of their car...
The first blonde is trying to unlock the car using a coat hanger. The second says to the first "hurry up! It looks like it's going to rain and the top's down!"

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A blonde is pulled over by a police officer...
"May I see your License Ma'am?"
"You know you cops really need to get your act together... One day your buddy takes my license away, and the next you ask for it"

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Two blondes get stuck in elevator
One of them starts yelling: HELP, HEEEELP
The other one then suggests: Maybe we should start yelling together
The first blonde starts yelling again: TOGETHER, TOGETHEEEEER

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Another blonde joke
A professor told his class:
"Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"
A blonde asked,
"Who is 'Seed'?"

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Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table...
The waiter comes by and asks "What are you celebrating?"
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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A blonde goes up to a priest and asks,"Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?"
He replied,"Do you mean a choir?"
She snaps back,"Ok,acquire a church singing group."

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My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today.
She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert

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My pal's dating twins. I asked him if he had any trouble telling them apart.
"Noooo..." he said "That's easy. Helen's got blonde hair and Brian's got a beard."

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A dumb blonde was asked,
"What item would you bring with you if went back in time?"
She said,
"A calender from 2020, duh."

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What insults can I call my brunette friend whom wants to go blonde?
I have a friend that wants to dye her hair blonde (she's naturally brunnette), and I'm trying to think of some funny nicknames to call her. Whatdya got???

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Me to my blonde girlfriend: What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Her: English and American.

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‘Somebody complimented me on my driving today,’ said one blonde to her friend.
‘Really?’
‘Well actually it was on my parking.’
‘Really?’
‘Yes, they left a little note on my windscreen. It said “Parking fine.”

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A blonde stood on the streets of new york city with a surf board...
She just wanted to catch the highest of the heat waves!

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My blonde roommate walked into the bathroom with an undercooked steak, camera, and towel.
She said "I'm getting some snaps of a rare, meatier shower."

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A blonde was watching the news with a friend...
The headline read “10 Brazilians injured in explosion.”
The blonde asked their friend, “How many is a Brazilian again?”

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A blonde singer on our cruise ship seemed to be skipping one note in every song.
She told us she was scared of getting lost at C.

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What’s the similarity of a tornado and a blonde? They start with suскing and blowing, then they take your house
Sorry for formating

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Can we please stop the blonde jokes? They’re sтuрid, offensive and don’t contribute anything of value.
Just like blonde people.

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