Blonde Jokes

Newest jokes in this category

A man is sitting in a cafe. A blonde waitress approaches and asks for his order. “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream," he says. The blonde waitress replies, “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

0 0

Blonde Jokes Men jokes

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a вееr and a mop. The blonde bartender doesnt get it.

0 0

Blonde Jokes

A blonde fell and hurt herself at work. The doctor said she was and would be fine, but needed a little time to heal. The doctor suggested an easier job for a week or so. She brought the doctor's note to her boss and he suggested light duty for the week. The blonde began to cry. Her boss asked why she was crying. She said,
"I don't know how to change lights!"

0 0

Office and Work Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Blonde Jokes

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are all being chased by cops. They reach an alley and there are 3 barrels. The redhead goes into the barrel filled with cats, the brunette goes into the barrel full of dogs, and the blonde goes inside the barrel filled with potatoes. The cops arrive at the alley and kick the barrels to see which ones have people in them. The cop kicks the barrel with cats and the redhead goes "Meow meow" so she doesn't get caught. The cop kick the barrel with dogs and the brunette goes "Bark bark" so she doesn't get caught. The cop kicks the barrel with the potatoes and the blonde says "Potato, Potato".

0 0

Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde live in a circular shaped house?
Because her dog peed in the corners!.

0 0

Blonde Jokes

A blonde and a brunette walk inside the mall. A few hours later, they come out and go to their car. They realize they left their keys in the car, so they are stuck. Soon after, the blonde says,
"Oh no! It's about to rain and we left the top down to our car!"

0 0

Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
Because she heard there would be a change in the weather.

0 0

Blonde Jokes

Teacher:
"If Astronomy is the name for the study of celestial objects, what would you call a person who studies the stars?"
Blonde student:
"Paparazzi!"

0 0

Blonde Jokes

I knew a blonde that was so sтuрid she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "Concentrate."

0 0

Blonde Jokes

Three blondes were on a hunting trip. Suddenly they came upon some tracks. One blonde says," They're deer tracks." The other one said,
"They're bear tracks." The last one said,
"They're elephant tracks!" They were still there when they got ran over by the train.

0 0

Blonde Jokes

I told my blonde friend this joke:
There were 3 blondes walking on a track,
1 said they were goat tracks
The other one said they were horse tracks
The third one said they were соw tracks
Then they got hit by a train.
My Friend asked "So what tracks were they?"

0 0

Blonde Jokes

A blonde man marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It's their first honeymoon night and the man doesn't quite know what to do. He calls his dad, who says,
"Son, you take the hardest thing you got and you put it where she goes to the bathroom." The newlywed thanks his father, hangs up the phone, and places his bowling ball in the toilet.

0 0

Marriage and Family Jokes Blonde Jokes Men jokes Dad Jokes

Why do blondes take birth control pills?
So they know what day of the week it is.

0 0

Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to her bedroom? A: She wanted to draw her curtains.

0 0

Blonde Jokes

Two blondes are at work when one of them gets a delivery of a dozen roses from her boyfriend. The blonde coworker notices that the blonde recipient doesn't seem too pleased about getting the roses. "You know," says the coworker, "If I got a dozen long stem roses from a man, I would be very happy." The other blonde replies,
"Yeah, but now I have to spend half the night with my legs in the air."
"Why?" the coworker asks, "Can't you afford a vase?"

0 0

Office and Work Jokes Blonde Jokes Men jokes

A blonde woman won horse riding lessons. Knowing nothing about riding but wanting to be properly dressed, she went out and bought riding boots. On the day of the first lesson, she showed up wearing only the riding boots. When asked why she was nакеd except for the boots, she said that she was told it was ваrеваск riding and she didn't have any clothes that just covered the front.

0 0

Jokes about Women Blonde Jokes

I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

0 0

Insult Jokes Blonde Jokes

Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says,
"I had the best time last night. I had sеx with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?"
"Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Alex had a goatee."

0 0

Blonde Jokes Sex Jokes

How do you know when a blonde is using a viвrатоr? Her teeth are all jacked up!

0 0

Blonde Jokes

What did one blonde say to the other blone, while entering a bar? Well blondie, Bottoms-Up.

0 0

Blonde Jokes