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There is a blond a brenet and a red head they all go hunting and the first one that goes hunting is the brenet so she goes and comes back with a rabbit and the others ask "how did you do that?!" and she said I found tracks followed tracks and got the rabbit so the redhead says "let me see that!" she goes and she comes and the blond says "how did you do that?!" and she says found track followed tracks got the rabbit so the blond takes the gun and goes and comes back with no gun no rabbit with a broken arm eye ball poping out and they ask her what happened and she said found tracks got hit by a train

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Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.
The first blonde said, “I think they’re deer tracks!”
The second blonde said, “I think they’re dog tracks!”
The third blonde said, “Well, I think they’re соw tracks!”
They were still arguing when the train hit them.

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After chatting up this fit blonde in the club last night, I pulled out my phone..
“Do you think I could have your number?” I asked.
“Well, maybe.” She replied. “But it’d be a hеll of a coincidence.”

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A blonde was in the hairdressers and she says, “My boyfriend has an itchy, flaky scalp, can you recommend anything”?
The hairdresser says “Have you tried “Head and Shoulders”, that should do the trick”
The blonde says “Oh, I never thought of that,……………err, how do you give shoulders”?

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I was walking along the street with my wife when this blonde approached me “Dave?” she enquired “remember me we went back to my place after the nightclub a few weeks ago?”
Had I had any other occupation other than a taxi driver I don’t think I’d have talked my way out of that one.

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A blonde woman gets pulled over by a female cop who is also a blonde. “License and registration” says the officer. The young blonde rummages through her bag and pulls out a small mirror looks at her reflection and says, “found it! It has my picture. ” she hands it over to the officer, after studying the mirror for a moment, the blonde officer hands back the mirror and says, “im sorry ma’am you’re free to go, I didn’t realize your were a cop too”.
The blonde replies,” wow, me neither.”

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed.

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À brunette was walking along the creek and saw a blonde across the creek. She asked her how did you get on the other side. The blonde looked at her surroundings and replied you are on the other side.

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Always tired
A blonde goes to her doctor Anant complaining that she is
Exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the Anant gets around to asking her how often she has inтеrсоursе. "Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says. The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday. "I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband!"

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A blonde went fishing and there was a hole in her boat where water was leaking through. To fix it she made another hole in the boat to drain the water.

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What do Blondes do immediately after sеx?
5% sleep straight away
5% go to bathroom to wash
5% read a book
85% go look for their vibrators!!

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A blonde was very cold, so she sat next to the candle.
She was still cold, but she was so cold that she couldn't move!
She screamed until her boyfriend came.
Then her boyfriend lit the candle.

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Do you think when sеxy blondes go on роrn websites they get adverts popping up saying, “A fат guy from nearby wants to have sеx with you”?

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A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the dаrn tomatoes won’t ripen. There’s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she’s getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says,”Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?”
Her neighbor replies,”Well, it may sound absurd but here’s what to do. Tonight there’s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they’ll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they’ll all be red, you’ll see.”
She says Well, what the heck it can’t hurt to try it.
Next day her neighbor asks how it worked.
“So so,” she answers. “The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.”

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the веnт ones.

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A Blonde is walking down the street with her left тiт hanging out.
A police car pulls up and says,”Miss, put your left вrеаsт back in your top or I will arrest you”
The Blonde looks down and says,”Oh fuск….. I’ve left the baby on the bus again”.

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If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive.

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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said,
"Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?

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Anant: I can't marry you. My family members don't agree.
Blonde: Who's there in you family, who is opposing ?
Anant: My wife and 2 kids.

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A man in an office sees a blonde next to a fax machine crying her eyes out. He asks her what’s wrongs and she says
“It’s this machine! I can’t get it to send a fax!”
The man shows her how to do and the piece of paper goes through the machine, at this the blonde sobs loudly again and says “But it’s still here!”

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