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An old man is sitting by himself at a park bench crying, when along walks a police officer. With genuine concern the police officer approaches the old man, “is everything OK sir?”
The old man looks up, “no it’s not, every morning I wake up to a beautiful 22 year old blonde, we make passionate love and then she cooks me breakfast with bacon, sausages, eggs and everything else I love. After that she gives me a bath, taking care of all the extra details.
She then makes me lunch which is followed by some more passionate love. In the evening she cooks me dinner and before we go to bed we have some crazy wild sеx.”
The police officer scratching his head, “well what on earth could be wrong with that? what are you so upset about?”
The old man looks up with clear frustration and defeat, “I can’t remember where I live”.
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One day, a blonde walked into a store. She examined some of the items on the shelves before walking over to the store owner and saying:
“I’d like to buy that TV, please.” The man replied, “I’m sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.” So, that night, she goes home and dies her hair brown. She goes back to the store the next day, and walks up to the owner, saying “I would like to buy that TV, please.” The man once again replied, “I’m sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.” Frustrated, she went home, died all her hair black, then came back to the store, and said:
“I would like to buy that TV.” The owner of the store replied in a slightly amused voice, “I’m sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.” At the end of her limit, the blonde cut all of her hair off, went to the store, and said, “I’d like to buy that TV.” The man said, “We don’t sell to blondes.” The blonde, extremely frustrated, said, “How do you even know I’m a blonde?!” The man replied, in a calm voice:
“For starters that’s not a TV, that’s a microwave.”
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80000 blondes meet up for a ' BLONDS ARE NOT DUMB ' Convention. There are many reporters here and there is one main announcer. So the announcer calls up one volunteer blonde to ask some simple questions to. One blonde reluctantly comes on stage. The announcer asks her " What is 124 + 26 ".
After thinking for about 15 minutes she gets very excited and answers " 55 ".
The announcer says that the answer is wrong and then the whole convention is depressed. Suddenly the whole convention erupts with the chant " GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE" .
So the announcer thinks it cant be worse so he asks an easier question " What is 16 + 4"
The blonde on stage goes into very very deep thought and after about half an hour she smiles goes " 25 "
Again the whole convention goes " GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE" .
Now the announcer feels he is doing more harm than good but still asks " What is 10 + 10 " .
She is depressed but tries again. She puts her utmost efforts and after an hour says " 20 ".
" Give her another chance.. Give her another chance ! "
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