Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris once got shot, the bullet died on it's way to the hospital.

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Chuck norris pulled out a gun, killed 500 people... Then started shooting

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How Chuck Norris Plays Golf. He stares at the ball and the f*cken ball goes into the hole to hide.

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Chuck Norris fought 9000000000000000000000 Hulks and won

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Chuck Norris doesn't read the script. The script reads him

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Chuck Norris flicks the light switch in his bedroom to turn off his lights and is already asleep when the lights turn off

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Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris even when he's hungry.

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Goob touches me and its not very fun for me at all :(

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Chuck Norris is one of the million ways you can die in the west.

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How do you think i know about it

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Being shot by an anti tank rifle is equivalent to getting еjасulатеd by Chuck Norris.
A nuclear bomb is equivalent to Chuck Norris taking a sh*t.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella
He tells god to stop peeing

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Did you really go to the dance with stevie rat
Dalton?

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70+ year old chuck norris recieved a black belt in the newest martial art form of mexican judo. judon't know i got a gun,judon't know i got a knife

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When Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick-related deaths went up 14,000%

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Looking at you is getting my diск harder than Chuck Norris

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It doesn't snow where Chuck Norris lives, it's always sunny like Philadelphia.

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I would actually pay to watch chuck norris to beat up Justin Bieber

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Chuck Norris fought on a bet with Superman. Whoever lost had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.

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Try to go one day without saying ANY of the following:
- Get recked.
- Ohhhhhh!!
- Bruh...
- Deez nuts.
- Get 360 no scoped.
- 21
- Dude.
- Wats up?
- Ha gayyyy..
- #Yoloswag
Just kidding for #YOLOSWAG no one says that any more since 1987.

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