Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris once threw a rock in the air, now we have the moon

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When chuck norris plays zombies, he isnt trying to survive... the zombies are

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Chuck Norris once high-fived a kid on Halloween. The kid's name was Neil Armstrong. He landed on the moon.

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The Black Eyed Peas were known just as the peas before they met Chuck Norris and now we know them as the BLACK EYED Peas.

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Chuck Norris once punched a man accidentally, but the force is too strong and it left the man mentally retarded
The man's name is Donald Trump.

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The power from the Big Ваng is equivalent to '1 CNRK'
("1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick")

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Santa actually has TWO lists; "who's naughty or nice" and "make sure Chuck Norris gets whatever he wants."

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There has been 6 extinction in Earth and Chuck Norris survived them all.

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Chuck Norris Is So Bad Аss, He Starred in a 14 Second Movie Called Chuck Norris Vs Goku, Hulk, Superman, Iron Man.............. And won

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Chuck Norris doesn't like bugs, that's why the Beatles stopped playing music

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, Chuck Norris was drinking from the well... You know the rest of the story!

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Chuck Norris once got a вlоw job from a girl, Two days later she died from swallowing cement

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Chuck Norris doesn't get affected by the earthquake, he is trying to make the Earth оrgаsм.

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Once chuck norris was маsтurватing in a picture of a magazine ...
Guess what it was JAPAN written in that.
Now , we know what сuмs in japan every once a decade .

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Yesterday, Chuck Norris got shot
Today is the bullet's funeral

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Once Chuck Norris raced with light and stood second.
That's because when he overcame the speed of light, he traveled back in time.

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Chuck Norris orders his pancakes at the Waffle House.... And he gets them.

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Chuck norris doesnt turn on the microwave..... He dares it not to work

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Who do you think would win in a fight between chuck norris and Steven seagal Rate kick-аss for chuck and rate lame for Steven seagal

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Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Pope were all in a boat. Jesus suddenly stands up, steps off the boat and walks to land. chuck then stands up, steps off the boat, and he too walks to land. when the pope stands up, steps off the boat, he immediately sinks. then jesus asks chuck, “do you think we should’ve told him about the rocks we were on?” so chuck replies, “what rocks??”

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