Chuck Norris Jokes

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Who could destroy ISIS?
Chuck Norris
Or
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The only reason Chuck Norris isn't dead is because he knows Bruce Lee is waiting for him on the other side

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Chuck Norris once ate a skittle and gave birth to EMINEM

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Need a list of animals that got on chucks bad side, check the extinction list

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Chuck norris doesnt liск the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves

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This is why there is no street called Chuck Norris Avenue. No one can cross Chuck Norris and still be alive

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Chuck Norris is so fast he won the Daytona 500, and watched 499 laps from the stands.

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Chuck Norris can remove wax with chest hair.

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Go to Google. Com and then type exactly what is in here:
“Google chuck norris” then click on [im feeling lucky] ….
The page says: google won’t search for chuck norris because u don’t find chuck Norris, he finds u”
If u dont believe me try it out 4 yourself!!!!!

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Chuck Norris is so badass, the boogie monster checks the closet for him

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How Chuck Norris got his name:
He was chucked into Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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Sonic Can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

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Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.

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Chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket

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A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain… it died.

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I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one.
Chuck Norris is the only gingеr that burns the sun.

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Ranger Jimmy was not actually black (on walker texas ranger)
He was just in Chuck Norris's shadow

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Chuck Norris once had вееr with a bunch of aliens in a nondescript location.
Today we call it Area 51

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Dad, why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes but no Bruce Lee jokes?
Dad: Because son, Bruce Lee was no joke.

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