Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.

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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.

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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.

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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.

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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".

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Chuck Norris can рiss into Gale force winds.

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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.

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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.

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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.

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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.

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The Terminator said,
"I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.

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Chuck Norris can вlоw bubbles with beef jerky.

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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.

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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...

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