Chuck Norris Jokes

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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".

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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.

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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.

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Chuck Norris once had to go to court... The judge got life in prison.

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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his аss kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.

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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E. T. went home.

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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.

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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.

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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.

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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.

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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.

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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.

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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.

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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice

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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.

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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...

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