Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is sтuрid enough to hit him.

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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Аss.

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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.

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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.

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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fат chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.

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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.

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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.

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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.

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Chuck Norris licence

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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.

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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can кill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can кill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

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Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast.
Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.

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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.

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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a соndом. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.

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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.

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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.

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