Chuck Norris Jokes

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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.

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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe

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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.

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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.

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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.

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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells:
"CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells:
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret

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Chuck Norris doesn't age. He levels up.

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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.

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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.

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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.

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Getting your аss kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.

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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.

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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.

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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.

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