Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.

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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.

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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris always has SЕX on the bottom.
Because he never fuскs up.

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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk

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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.

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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.

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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.

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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.

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Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: With a knife.

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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"

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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.

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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.

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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.

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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.

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Сосаinе is Addicted to Chuck Norris.

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